If I don't believe it, I don't care.
The best thing about humour is that it shows people they are not alone.
If you listen to a language for 15 minutes, you know the rhythm and song.
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.
In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed.
If you have no tragedy, you have no comedy. Crying and laughing are the same emotion. If you laugh too hard, you cry. And vice versa.