If you can't stand yourself, neither can anybody else!
If you listen to a language for 15 minutes, you know the rhythm and song.
In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed.
After all those years of doing a live, hour-and-a-half show every week, I've got nothing more I need to prove.
Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
When I did comedy I made fun of myself. If there was a buffoon, I played the buffoon.