Jazz is a beautiful woman whose older brother is a policeman.
After all those years of doing a live, hour-and-a-half show every week, I've got nothing more I need to prove.
When I did comedy I made fun of myself. If there was a buffoon, I played the buffoon.
If you can't stand yourself, neither can anybody else!
Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one.