When I did comedy I made fun of myself. If there was a buffoon, I played the buffoon.
The best thing about humour is that it shows people they are not alone.
If I don't believe it, I don't care.
People come up to me and they thank me: 'I thank you for the many, many hours of laughter.'
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.
In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed.