I've got nothing against any individual American, except that there aren't any. They're always Irish-American, African-American... There's never an American-American you can blame.

What do you get the man who has everything? Might I suggest a gravestone inscribed with the words: so what?

When you look in the mirror and despair and none of your clothes seem appropriate, relax, put the kettle on. It might suit you.

He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.

Many are willing to suffer for their art. Few are willing to learn to draw.

The truly beautiful are often abused for apparent ugliness just as those with great vision often bump into things.

I wear glasses myself. As an affectation, as a badge of high intellect and to see with.