Although no man is an island, you can make quite an effective raft out of six.

Like many supermodels, I won't get out of bed for less than £3000. Unlike many supermodels, I don't get out of bed very often.

All men are brothers. Hence war.

Many are willing to suffer for their art. Few are willing to learn to draw.

I remember when I posed as a customs officer so that I could meet Oscar Wilde. I said to him "Have you anything to declare?" He said "I have nothing to declare but my genius." I said "I'll put that down as nothing then shall I?" For I am the wittiest man on Earth.

I wear glasses myself. As an affectation, as a badge of high intellect and to see with.

Like bees around honey. Why are bees so attracted to honey, since they make it? It can only be vanity.