Fish deserve to be caught for they are lazy. Two million years of evolution and they still haven't got out of the water.

I've got nothing against any individual American, except that there aren't any. They're always Irish-American, African-American... There's never an American-American you can blame.

Like bees around honey. Why are bees so attracted to honey, since they make it? It can only be vanity.

Although no man is an island, you can make quite an effective raft out of six.

It is the vanity of women to spend hours in front of the mirror. It is the vanity of men not to bother.

Like many supermodels, I won't get out of bed for less than £3000. Unlike many supermodels, I don't get out of bed very often.

Fish deserve to be caught for they are lazy. Two million years of evolution and they still haven't got out of the water.