Fish deserve to be caught for they are lazy. Two million years of evolution and they still haven't got out of the water.

It is the vanity of women to spend hours in front of the mirror. It is the vanity of men not to bother.

The truly beautiful are often abused for apparent ugliness just as those with great vision often bump into things.

Fish deserve to be caught for they are lazy. Two million years of evolution and they still haven't got out of the water.

I wear glasses myself. As an affectation, as a badge of high intellect and to see with.

I don't worry about losing my looks. It's finding them on someone else that worries me.

All men are brothers. Hence war.