Fish deserve to be caught for they are lazy. Two million years of evolution and they still haven't got out of the water.

Although no man is an island, you can make quite an effective raft out of six.

What do you get the man who has everything? Might I suggest a gravestone inscribed with the words: so what?

When you look in the mirror and despair and none of your clothes seem appropriate, relax, put the kettle on. It might suit you.

The truly beautiful are often abused for apparent ugliness just as those with great vision often bump into things.

I wear glasses myself. As an affectation, as a badge of high intellect and to see with.

Like many supermodels, I won't get out of bed for less than £3000. Unlike many supermodels, I don't get out of bed very often.