All men are brothers. Hence war.

Like bees around honey. Why are bees so attracted to honey, since they make it? It can only be vanity.

Fish deserve to be caught for they are lazy. Two million years of evolution and they still haven't got out of the water.

It is the vanity of women to spend hours in front of the mirror. It is the vanity of men not to bother.

Although no man is an island, you can make quite an effective raft out of six.

Like many supermodels, I won't get out of bed for less than £3000. Unlike many supermodels, I don't get out of bed very often.

He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.