The truly beautiful are often abused for apparent ugliness just as those with great vision often bump into things.

What do you get the man who has everything? Might I suggest a gravestone inscribed with the words: so what?

When you look in the mirror and despair and none of your clothes seem appropriate, relax, put the kettle on. It might suit you.

I've got nothing against any individual American, except that there aren't any. They're always Irish-American, African-American... There's never an American-American you can blame.

Like many supermodels, I won't get out of bed for less than £3000. Unlike many supermodels, I don't get out of bed very often.

Many are willing to suffer for their art. Few are willing to learn to draw.

Life is like a musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Very popular and not as bad as some would have you believe. That is, unspeakably awful but mercifully brief.