The truly beautiful are often abused for apparent ugliness just as those with great vision often bump into things.

I don't worry about losing my looks. It's finding them on someone else that worries me.

I wear glasses myself. As an affectation, as a badge of high intellect and to see with.

All men are brothers. Hence war.

Although no man is an island, you can make quite an effective raft out of six.

I remember when I posed as a customs officer so that I could meet Oscar Wilde. I said to him "Have you anything to declare?" He said "I have nothing to declare but my genius." I said "I'll put that down as nothing then shall I?" For I am the wittiest man on Earth.

He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.