Like many supermodels, I won't get out of bed for less than £3000. Unlike many supermodels, I don't get out of bed very often.

I've got nothing against any individual American, except that there aren't any. They're always Irish-American, African-American... There's never an American-American you can blame.

All men are brothers. Hence war.

He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.

Fish deserve to be caught for they are lazy. Two million years of evolution and they still haven't got out of the water.

It is the vanity of women to spend hours in front of the mirror. It is the vanity of men not to bother.

Like many supermodels, I won't get out of bed for less than £3000. Unlike many supermodels, I don't get out of bed very often.