Like many supermodels, I won't get out of bed for less than £3000. Unlike many supermodels, I don't get out of bed very often.

Although no man is an island, you can make quite an effective raft out of six.

I don't worry about losing my looks. It's finding them on someone else that worries me.

Many are willing to suffer for their art. Few are willing to learn to draw.

I've got nothing against any individual American, except that there aren't any. They're always Irish-American, African-American... There's never an American-American you can blame.

Life is like a musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Very popular and not as bad as some would have you believe. That is, unspeakably awful but mercifully brief.

He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.