Like many supermodels, I won't get out of bed for less than £3000. Unlike many supermodels, I don't get out of bed very often.

Although no man is an island, you can make quite an effective raft out of six.

I've got nothing against any individual American, except that there aren't any. They're always Irish-American, African-American... There's never an American-American you can blame.

Like bees around honey. Why are bees so attracted to honey, since they make it? It can only be vanity.

Life is like a musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Very popular and not as bad as some would have you believe. That is, unspeakably awful but mercifully brief.

The truly beautiful are often abused for apparent ugliness just as those with great vision often bump into things.

Fish deserve to be caught for they are lazy. Two million years of evolution and they still haven't got out of the water.