He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.

Like many supermodels, I won't get out of bed for less than £3000. Unlike many supermodels, I don't get out of bed very often.

I wear glasses myself. As an affectation, as a badge of high intellect and to see with.

It is the vanity of women to spend hours in front of the mirror. It is the vanity of men not to bother.

Life is like a musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Very popular and not as bad as some would have you believe. That is, unspeakably awful but mercifully brief.

All men are brothers. Hence war.

Like bees around honey. Why are bees so attracted to honey, since they make it? It can only be vanity.