He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.

Fish deserve to be caught for they are lazy. Two million years of evolution and they still haven't got out of the water.

I wear glasses myself. As an affectation, as a badge of high intellect and to see with.

I've got nothing against any individual American, except that there aren't any. They're always Irish-American, African-American... There's never an American-American you can blame.

When you look in the mirror and despair and none of your clothes seem appropriate, relax, put the kettle on. It might suit you.

Although no man is an island, you can make quite an effective raft out of six.

Like bees around honey. Why are bees so attracted to honey, since they make it? It can only be vanity.