Many are willing to suffer for their art. Few are willing to learn to draw.

It is the vanity of women to spend hours in front of the mirror. It is the vanity of men not to bother.

I remember when I posed as a customs officer so that I could meet Oscar Wilde. I said to him "Have you anything to declare?" He said "I have nothing to declare but my genius." I said "I'll put that down as nothing then shall I?" For I am the wittiest man on Earth.

Although no man is an island, you can make quite an effective raft out of six.

Many are willing to suffer for their art. Few are willing to learn to draw.

I've got nothing against any individual American, except that there aren't any. They're always Irish-American, African-American... There's never an American-American you can blame.

All men are brothers. Hence war.