I wear glasses myself. As an affectation, as a badge of high intellect and to see with.

I've got nothing against any individual American, except that there aren't any. They're always Irish-American, African-American... There's never an American-American you can blame.

The truly beautiful are often abused for apparent ugliness just as those with great vision often bump into things.

I don't worry about losing my looks. It's finding them on someone else that worries me.

What do you get the man who has everything? Might I suggest a gravestone inscribed with the words: so what?

When you look in the mirror and despair and none of your clothes seem appropriate, relax, put the kettle on. It might suit you.

Fish deserve to be caught for they are lazy. Two million years of evolution and they still haven't got out of the water.