I wear glasses myself. As an affectation, as a badge of high intellect and to see with.

It is the vanity of women to spend hours in front of the mirror. It is the vanity of men not to bother.

Like many supermodels, I won't get out of bed for less than £3000. Unlike many supermodels, I don't get out of bed very often.

I don't worry about losing my looks. It's finding them on someone else that worries me.

Like bees around honey. Why are bees so attracted to honey, since they make it? It can only be vanity.

Fish deserve to be caught for they are lazy. Two million years of evolution and they still haven't got out of the water.

The truly beautiful are often abused for apparent ugliness just as those with great vision often bump into things.