I wear glasses myself. As an affectation, as a badge of high intellect and to see with.
Simon MunneryWhen you look in the mirror and despair and none of your clothes seem appropriate, relax, put the kettle on. It might suit you.
Simon MunneryThe truly beautiful are often abused for apparent ugliness just as those with great vision often bump into things.
Simon MunneryLife is like a musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Very popular and not as bad as some would have you believe. That is, unspeakably awful but mercifully brief.
Simon Munnery