When you look in the mirror and despair and none of your clothes seem appropriate, relax, put the kettle on. It might suit you.

I wear glasses myself. As an affectation, as a badge of high intellect and to see with.

When you look in the mirror and despair and none of your clothes seem appropriate, relax, put the kettle on. It might suit you.

The truly beautiful are often abused for apparent ugliness just as those with great vision often bump into things.

Life is like a musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Very popular and not as bad as some would have you believe. That is, unspeakably awful but mercifully brief.

It is the vanity of women to spend hours in front of the mirror. It is the vanity of men not to bother.

I don't worry about losing my looks. It's finding them on someone else that worries me.