What do you get the man who has everything? Might I suggest a gravestone inscribed with the words: so what?

What do you get the man who has everything? Might I suggest a gravestone inscribed with the words: so what?

I don't worry about losing my looks. It's finding them on someone else that worries me.

It is the vanity of women to spend hours in front of the mirror. It is the vanity of men not to bother.

I wear glasses myself. As an affectation, as a badge of high intellect and to see with.

Like many supermodels, I won't get out of bed for less than £3000. Unlike many supermodels, I don't get out of bed very often.

Fish deserve to be caught for they are lazy. Two million years of evolution and they still haven't got out of the water.