What do you get the man who has everything? Might I suggest a gravestone inscribed with the words: so what?

He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.

Although no man is an island, you can make quite an effective raft out of six.

All men are brothers. Hence war.

It is the vanity of women to spend hours in front of the mirror. It is the vanity of men not to bother.

Life is like a musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Very popular and not as bad as some would have you believe. That is, unspeakably awful but mercifully brief.

The truly beautiful are often abused for apparent ugliness just as those with great vision often bump into things.