What do you get the man who has everything? Might I suggest a gravestone inscribed with the words: so what?

When you look in the mirror and despair and none of your clothes seem appropriate, relax, put the kettle on. It might suit you.

It is the vanity of women to spend hours in front of the mirror. It is the vanity of men not to bother.

Fish deserve to be caught for they are lazy. Two million years of evolution and they still haven't got out of the water.

The truly beautiful are often abused for apparent ugliness just as those with great vision often bump into things.

All men are brothers. Hence war.

Although no man is an island, you can make quite an effective raft out of six.