It is the vanity of women to spend hours in front of the mirror. It is the vanity of men not to bother.

Life is like a musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Very popular and not as bad as some would have you believe. That is, unspeakably awful but mercifully brief.

What do you get the man who has everything? Might I suggest a gravestone inscribed with the words: so what?

It is the vanity of women to spend hours in front of the mirror. It is the vanity of men not to bother.

I wear glasses myself. As an affectation, as a badge of high intellect and to see with.

I don't worry about losing my looks. It's finding them on someone else that worries me.

Like many supermodels, I won't get out of bed for less than £3000. Unlike many supermodels, I don't get out of bed very often.