It is the vanity of women to spend hours in front of the mirror. It is the vanity of men not to bother.

I've got nothing against any individual American, except that there aren't any. They're always Irish-American, African-American... There's never an American-American you can blame.

I don't worry about losing my looks. It's finding them on someone else that worries me.

What do you get the man who has everything? Might I suggest a gravestone inscribed with the words: so what?

Many are willing to suffer for their art. Few are willing to learn to draw.

Life is like a musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Very popular and not as bad as some would have you believe. That is, unspeakably awful but mercifully brief.

The truly beautiful are often abused for apparent ugliness just as those with great vision often bump into things.