Life is like a musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Very popular and not as bad as some would have you believe. That is, unspeakably awful but mercifully brief.

It is the vanity of women to spend hours in front of the mirror. It is the vanity of men not to bother.

I wear glasses myself. As an affectation, as a badge of high intellect and to see with.

All men are brothers. Hence war.

Like many supermodels, I won't get out of bed for less than £3000. Unlike many supermodels, I don't get out of bed very often.

Life is like a musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Very popular and not as bad as some would have you believe. That is, unspeakably awful but mercifully brief.

Although no man is an island, you can make quite an effective raft out of six.