Life is like a musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Very popular and not as bad as some would have you believe. That is, unspeakably awful but mercifully brief.
Simon MunneryFish deserve to be caught for they are lazy. Two million years of evolution and they still haven't got out of the water.
Simon MunneryLike bees around honey. Why are bees so attracted to honey, since they make it? It can only be vanity.
Simon MunneryI wear glasses myself. As an affectation, as a badge of high intellect and to see with.
Simon Munnery