Like bees around honey. Why are bees so attracted to honey, since they make it? It can only be vanity.

The truly beautiful are often abused for apparent ugliness just as those with great vision often bump into things.

Although no man is an island, you can make quite an effective raft out of six.

It is the vanity of women to spend hours in front of the mirror. It is the vanity of men not to bother.

I've got nothing against any individual American, except that there aren't any. They're always Irish-American, African-American... There's never an American-American you can blame.

What do you get the man who has everything? Might I suggest a gravestone inscribed with the words: so what?

I don't worry about losing my looks. It's finding them on someone else that worries me.