Like bees around honey. Why are bees so attracted to honey, since they make it? It can only be vanity.
Simon MunneryFish deserve to be caught for they are lazy. Two million years of evolution and they still haven't got out of the water.
Simon MunneryWhen you look in the mirror and despair and none of your clothes seem appropriate, relax, put the kettle on. It might suit you.
Simon MunneryLife is like a musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Very popular and not as bad as some would have you believe. That is, unspeakably awful but mercifully brief.
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