I don't worry about losing my looks. It's finding them on someone else that worries me.

Like bees around honey. Why are bees so attracted to honey, since they make it? It can only be vanity.

Fish deserve to be caught for they are lazy. Two million years of evolution and they still haven't got out of the water.

When you look in the mirror and despair and none of your clothes seem appropriate, relax, put the kettle on. It might suit you.

Life is like a musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Very popular and not as bad as some would have you believe. That is, unspeakably awful but mercifully brief.

Like many supermodels, I won't get out of bed for less than £3000. Unlike many supermodels, I don't get out of bed very often.

All men are brothers. Hence war.