I don't worry about losing my looks. It's finding them on someone else that worries me.

Like bees around honey. Why are bees so attracted to honey, since they make it? It can only be vanity.

What do you get the man who has everything? Might I suggest a gravestone inscribed with the words: so what?

It is the vanity of women to spend hours in front of the mirror. It is the vanity of men not to bother.

Many are willing to suffer for their art. Few are willing to learn to draw.

I've got nothing against any individual American, except that there aren't any. They're always Irish-American, African-American... There's never an American-American you can blame.

All men are brothers. Hence war.