Destroying a religious symbol and building a religious center are really the same thing if you don't think about it.

Corporations have free speech, but they can't speak like you and me. They don't have mouths or hands.

I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.

I love being onstage, I love the relationship with the audience.

If you're a perfectionist and you know you're about to do something at which you cannot be perfect, then that is daunting because you know what your heart is like and the way you approach your work.

Speak from the balls, not from the diaphram.

If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke.