Destroying a religious symbol and building a religious center are really the same thing if you don't think about it.

If the eyes are the window to the soul, then why does it hurt when I spray them with Windex?

We will try to honor David Letterman achievement by doing the best show we can.And occasionally making the network very mad at us.

If I'm doing a talk show or an interview, or pretty much anything where I can't control the context, I'm loath to do the character.

This is a crucial time in the fight for corporate civil rights. Just look at the hateful signs at Occupy Wallstreet: 'Corporations Are Not People!' Wow, I thought we were past the point in this country where some people aren't people just because they have different color skin or different religion or were born in a lawyer's office, only exist on paper, have no soul and can never die.

Protect yourself from Muslim vampires by making your neck non-halal.

(Rush are) like the JD Salinger of Canadian Prog Rock