If you repeat it, it's true. If you repeat it, it's true. And through repetition, something becomes true. If you repeat it enough. Until it becomes true. Or do I need to repeat that for you?

Life is an improvisation. You have no idea what's going to happen next and you are mostly just making things up as you go along.

Charles Darwin got totally hammered, woke up next to a monkey and decided he had to come up with a theory to make it all okay.

You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut.

So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.

Will Herman Cain become the first black President that I acknowledge? I call him a dark horse because he's an unlikely candidate who surged forward, and not because he's a horse.

We will try to honor David Letterman achievement by doing the best show we can.And occasionally making the network very mad at us.