Obamacare needs the premiums of healthier people to cover the costs of sicker people. It's a devious con that can only be described as insurance.

Who would have thought that a means of communication limited to 140 characters would ever create misunderstanding?

Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.

it's back to school time. or as home-schoolers call it, stay-where-you-are time.

I'm not a fan of facts. You see, the facts can change, but my opinion will never change, no matter what the facts are.

What I rediscovered was the therapeutic nature of singing lessons. They're like doing yoga but for [the] inside of your body. You open up and use muscles that you don't think of as malleable.

President Bush has embarked on an eight-day tour of the continent. He hopes this one goes better than the other ones he's made recently. Obviously he's not doing that well in North America [on screen: '36% Approval'], his South American trip had a few bumps [on screen: 'Angry mobs of torch-carrying bumps'], Europe seems to think the president doesn't care what they think, but hey, who cares what they think? They could at least thank him for what he's done for their burning effigy industry.