Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old.
Foreign newspapers: if they've got nothing to hide, how come they don't print them in English?
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.
Who's Britannica to tell me that the Panama Canal was built in 1914? If I want to say that it was built in 1941, that's my right as an American.
In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.
Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.