A lot of people have said, "Oh, I, boy, I wish Hillary Clinton would just go away."

Donald Trump is a strong president. We got to stand behind this guy is what I think.

We have no desire to make anybody look like a blithering idiot, but we do love it when they do.

I teach Sunday school, motherf*****.

It warps the minds of our children and weakens the resolve of our allies.

I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.

To all the worryworts out there who said super PACs were going to lead to a cabal of billionaires secretly buying democracy: wrong! They are publicly buying democracy.