A lot of people have said, "Oh, I, boy, I wish Hillary Clinton would just go away."

Oh sure, its fine when a monkey does it. But when I throw barrels at an Italian plumber, they call it a hate crime!

Thankfully, dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses.

This is America. We must defend the principles symbolized by Lady Liberty - unless she's on the pill, in which case, she is a giant green tramp.

Now you'll have to wait for hours in line for medical care instead of immediately not getting any.

Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor.

Other people's deconstruction of your motivations doesn't help you do what you do. You can't swallow and think about swallowing at the same time.