A lot of people have said, "Oh, I, boy, I wish Hillary Clinton would just go away."

North Korea is willing to go to any lengths for the whole world to honor its demands of 'Ooh, please pay attention to us.'

There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.

And when those bombs went off, there were runners who, after finishing a marathon, kept running for another two miles to the hospital to donate blood. So, here's what I know - these maniacs may have tried to make life bad for the people of Boston, but all they can ever do, is show just how good those people are.

Last night was Super Tuesday - a 10-state GOP Primary orgy. A big, sweaty pile of lever-yankin Republican voters. And like most orgies, it involves a bunch of middle aged guys who are not appealing to women.

Jesus forgives sinners, not criminals.

The shamrock is a religious symbol. St. Patrick said the leaves represented the trinity: the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. That's why four leaf clovers are so lucky, you get a bonus Jesus.