I love the truth. It's the facts I'm not a fan of.

Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some.

All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.

Yes, President Romney will not take God off our coins. And that is so important because right now, just like God, the value of our currency really has to be taken on faith.

Oops! I always thought PETA stood for Please Eat This Animal.

If you like Battlestar Galactica...you're probably a huge nerd.

Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car.