Sixty eight percent of Republicans don't believe in evolution. On the other hand, only five percent of monkeys believe in Republicans.
Shamelessness is a wonderful part of the character.
I don't get why the government is the only one that gets to print money.
I love the truth. It's the facts I'm not a fan of.
It warps the minds of our children and weakens the resolve of our allies.
Atheism: the religion devoted to the worship of one's own smug sense of superiority.