America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies.

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.

It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.

I used to play a narcissistic-conservative pundit. Now, I'm just a narcissist.

You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut.

We all deserve credit for this new surveillance state that we live in because we the people voted for the Patriot Act. Democrats and Republicans alike....We voted for the people who voted for it, and then voted for the people who reauthorized it, then voted for the people who re-re-authorize d it.

I love the truth. It's the facts I'm not a fan of.