But you are also the biggest threat of all ...You are a gay person I like. Your threat is that you make being gay seem non-threatening. It's almost as if your happiness does not take mine away.

I can't prove it, but I can say it.

As a rule, Germans shouldn't do comedy. Their last box office comedy was Nosferatu.

Truthiness is what you want the facts to be as opposed to what the facts are. What feels like the right answer as opposed to what reality will support.

A lot of people have said, "Oh, I, boy, I wish Hillary Clinton would just go away."

I'm a huge news junkie. I love what the news does.

Atheism: the religion devoted to the worship of one's own smug sense of superiority.