I've said it a million times: Romance languages lead to premarital sex.
Democrats lead in all the polls by at least ten points, except one.. Fox News. That is with a margin of error of plus or minus the facts.
If the eyes are the window to the soul, then why does it hurt when I spray them with Windex?
Can you really put a price on annoying two religions at once?
If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke.
I love making observations. That one is a classic example.