I'm proud of my ability to understand what somebody else is trying to do and help them achieve it, because part of the aesthetic of improvisation is service. We don't lead, we only follow. You never say no. Serve the servant, follow the follower. And that's very valuable in your life, as well as very valuable in your work.

Divorce is marital welfare.It’s just couples asking society to bail them out because they didn’t do enough research before they got married.

I love being onstage, I love the relationship with the audience.

Will Herman Cain become the first black President that I acknowledge? I call him a dark horse because he's an unlikely candidate who surged forward, and not because he's a horse.

If we raise taxes on corporations, what incentive will they have to make money other than the fact that it's the sole reason they exist.

If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.

it's back to school time. or as home-schoolers call it, stay-where-you-are time.