I have a generally liberal audience, but they will applaud when I nail a liberal lion.
Stephen ColbertI'm not a fan of facts. You see, the facts can change, but my opinion will never change, no matter what the facts are.
Stephen ColbertScience attacks our most cherished opinions. Opinions which come straight from our collective gut. Oh, wait, according to gastroenterologists, the only thing that comes from the gut is waste left from the digestion of food. Thatโs right, โwaste.โ I guess that means that scientists literally think our opinions should be flushed down the toilet!
Stephen Colbert