Anyone can read the news to you. I promise to feel the news at you.
Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie.
Bill Moyers is everything I never aspire to be: Calm, Thoughtful, and Informative.
I'm an actor. I hate to blow everyone's illusions.
As Shakespeare said, there's nothin' cooler than droppin' the 'g's off of gerunds!
I would say laughter is the best medicine. But it's more than that. It's an entire regime of antibiotics and steroids.