Liberals want to burn the flag, but progressives just want to microwave it?

I know there are some polls out there saying this man has a 32% approval rating. But guys like us, we don't pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in reality. And reality has a well-known liberal bias.

Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.

I didn't realize quite how liberal I was until I was asked to make passionate comedic choices as opposed to necessarily successful comedic choices.

Warmth is to sun, as truth is to me.

Last night was Super Tuesday - a 10-state GOP Primary orgy. A big, sweaty pile of lever-yankin Republican voters. And like most orgies, it involves a bunch of middle aged guys who are not appealing to women.

I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.