I'm more American than apple pie. I'm like apple pie, with a hot dog in it.
Thinking that other people might be better than you is what makes you Canadian, not American.
I don't accept the status quo. I do accept Visa, MasterCard, or American Express.
I would say laughter is the best medicine. But it's more than that. It's an entire regime of antibiotics and steroids.
The liberal Gluten-free agenda is turning our dogs lesbian.
Charles Darwin got totally hammered, woke up next to a monkey and decided he had to come up with a theory to make it all okay.