Divorce is marital welfare.It’s just couples asking society to bail them out because they didn’t do enough research before they got married.
Stephen ColbertI believe that people, more often than not, act with the best possible intentions. And when they don't, that's funny to me. That's why comedy ends up seeming cynical, because you're talking about the gap between what people say and what they do.
Stephen ColbertGod works in mysterious ways but at least he works, he's never on welfare in a mysterious way.
Stephen Colbert