North Korea is willing to go to any lengths for the whole world to honor its demands of 'Ooh, please pay attention to us.'

It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.

Truthiness is "What I say is right, and [nothing] anyone else says could possibly be true." It's not only that I feel it to be true, but that I feel it to be true. There's not only an emotional quality, but there's a selfish quality.

I may not agree with what you have to say but I will fight you to the death for the right to fight you to the death.

Equations are the devil's sentences.

If Corporations are people, I guarantee you that a government of those people, by those people, and for those people will continue to exist.

Twenty-two astronauts were born in Ohio. What is it about your state that makes people want to flee the Earth?" - Stephen Colbert to Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones, "The Colbert Report," November 3, 2005