North Korea is willing to go to any lengths for the whole world to honor its demands of 'Ooh, please pay attention to us.'

You have to have a passionate opinion; otherwise you sound false. You end up telling the audience jokes they've already heard.

Who would have thought that a means of communication limited to 140 characters would ever create misunderstanding?

We have no desire to make anybody look like a blithering idiot, but we do love it when they do.

Equations are the devil's sentences.

Evil exists because of the disobedience of Satan. God gave Satan, and the angels, and man free will. Satan used his free will and abused it by not obeying authority. Hell was created by Satan’s disobedience to God, and his purposeful removal from God’s love—which is what hell is. Removing yourself from God’s love. You send yourself to hell. God does not send you there.

What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto!