And we didn't have cell phones. If you made plans to meet someone in a snow storm, and they didn't show up, you just had to assume they were devoured by wolves and go on with your life.

To quote from another gospel, DUNE by Frank Herbert, 'Fear is the mind-killer.' ... Jesus was the original Muad'dib.

Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.

Oh sure, its fine when a monkey does it. But when I throw barrels at an Italian plumber, they call it a hate crime!

There is no food closer to my heart than cheese. In fact, according to my doctor, it has nearly filled my aorta.

And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself.

I teach Sunday school, motherf*****.