Mentioning Jesus in your speech: Small government. Doing what Jesus asked: Big government.

The skinnification of America's jeanscape has gone too far.

Arbitrary rules teach kids discipline: If every rule made sense, they wouldn't be learning respect for authority, they'd be learning logic.

I'm off for two weeks, so until I get back, take the characters in this tweet and parcel them out one per day. Use this Q wisely.

I used to play a narcissistic-conservative pundit. Now, I'm just a narcissist.

There is a residual sense for me, having grown up in the early '70s, that I did not know I had, which was a sense that the military are different than I. Because there was such a divide between the military world - and there still is, because there's no draft - and the civilian world is one of the rotten harvests of the Vietnam War, was this sort of bifurcation of America in that way.

The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun