Mentioning Jesus in your speech: Small government. Doing what Jesus asked: Big government.

Life is an improvisation. You have no idea what's going to happen next and you are mostly just making things up as you go along.

They said you can't go to the moon. They said you can't put cheese inside a pizza crust, but NASA did it. They had to, because the cheese kept floating off in space.

Pain is the body's way of telling the brain it's in trouble. Similarly, confusion is the brain's way of telling the body, 'All right, buddy, drop that book.

Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old.

If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke.

(on fox news).... it's like watching a Disney movie about the news.