I guess 14% plus Jesus equals victory

After obsessively Googling symptoms for four hours, I discovered 'obsessively Googling symptoms' is a symptom of hypochondria.

You said in your book that at the end of the day, every politician is human. What about during the day?

You seem cynical because you're always talking about that selfish behavior that's dressed up as altruism. It doesn't mean there isn't altruism. It just means that it's harder to make jokes about altruism.

New study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman.

I have a generally liberal audience, but they will applaud when I nail a liberal lion.

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a sub-prime fish loan and you're in business, buddy.