I've long been against illegal aliens, partly because they distract us from an even bigger threat: real aliens.

Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway.

Warning, I may contain more than a trace amount of nut.

As Shakespeare said, there's nothin' cooler than droppin' the 'g's off of gerunds!

Liberals want to burn the flag, but progressives just want to microwave it?

In God's eyes all children are beautiful but here on earth we have higher standards.

Improvisation in general is good, and improvising material into themes, turning the material into something codified and repeatable, taught me scenic structure and dramatic gambits that work and things that are appealing both as a performer and an audience member, like you know, what does "want" really mean in a scene, and how do you achieve your want, and how is that expressed, and how do you achieve closure? Those are all things that I learned performing at the cabaret after just doing the same scenes over and over and over again over the years, with my own ability to change.