I gut check my show. I say, I say, "Gut, gut, does that feel true to you?" And Gut says, "Yes it does, Stephen. Let's get a grilled cheese sandwich."

When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday.

Obama avoided the Vietnam draft with a letter from his family doctor diagnosing him as medically eight.

Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?

Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity.

Class is a way of looking at society that divides people into different categories based on how much money they're willing to make.

Mitt Romney's email was hacked! So if you start getting messages that sound like they're from a bot, he's fixed the problem.