Turn up your hearing aid 'Grandpa', because I'm only going to say this once!

Take away the Big Bang and what has God done? Burned a bush and got a girl pregnant. Great, he's a high school junior.

We are the shadow cast by real people. And that shadow changes shape as the news cycle changes shape, so you always have fresh dirt to dig in.

My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again.

Speak from the balls, not from the diaphram.

Thirty seconds is the exact amount of time Americans can tolerate something they don't understand.

Comedians dissect jokes all the time. Comedians are beautiful structuralists. But ultimately it's an athletic endeavor.