I don't trust books. They're all fact, no heart. And that's exactly what's pulling our country apart today. Because face it, folks, we are a divided nation. Not between Democrats or Republicans, or conservatives and liberals, or tops and bottoms. No, we are divided by those who think with their head, and those who know with their heart.

Atheism, a religion dedicated to its own sense of smug superiority.

Life is an improvisation. You have no idea what's going to happen next and you are mostly just making things up as you go along.

You may learn sooner than most generations the hard lesson that you must always make the path for yourself...There is no secret society out there that will tap you on your shoulder one night and show you the way.

'Sympathy for the Devil' is just another way of saying 'Compassionate Conservative'.

I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving. Or, as it's known to Native Americans - Sarcastic You're Welcomesgiving.

If I'm doing a talk show or an interview, or pretty much anything where I can't control the context, I'm loath to do the character.