I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used to be a professional ice-skater and stuff like that. I found it so inspirational. Why not make myself cooler than I am?

brb, ttyl ok? wow, i saved a 'ton' of time with those acronyms.

It's a game. That's why we call it 'the news.' It's just a game.

God works in mysterious ways but at least he works, he's never on welfare in a mysterious way.

I hadn't intended to end up there. I meant to be a serious actor with a beard who wore a lot of black and wanted to share his misery with you.

Take the platypus - that is not a finished product. It is clearly still in beta.

Evil exists because of the disobedience of Satan. God gave Satan, and the angels, and man free will. Satan used his free will and abused it by not obeying authority. Hell was created by Satan’s disobedience to God, and his purposeful removal from God’s love—which is what hell is. Removing yourself from God’s love. You send yourself to hell. God does not send you there.