The only thing that keeps us going back to one another is that we're all filled with such enormous self-doubt. We have doubts about our ability to be alone, to self-actualize.

We are divided between those who think with their heads and those who know with their heart. Consider Harriet Miers. If you think about Harriet Miers, of course her nomination is absurd. But the President didn't say he thought about his selection. He said this: "I know her heart." Notice how he said nothing about her brain? He didn't have to. He feels the truth about Harriet Miers.

Speak from the balls, not from the diaphram.

I've said it a million times: Romance languages lead to premarital sex.

I love being onstage, I love the relationship with the audience.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.

It's the way our founding fathers would have wanted it, if they had founded corporations instead of just a country.