The only thing that keeps us going back to one another is that we're all filled with such enormous self-doubt. We have doubts about our ability to be alone, to self-actualize.

If I thought I knew what was going to happen, it wouldn't be worth doing. The challenge is how joyfully, with what sense of fun and adventure and playfulness, we will greet it. We don't have to look for what the next thing will be. If experience is any judge, it'll come flowing toward us like a river.

Take the platypus - that is not a finished product. It is clearly still in beta.

I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.

John Boehner chose a huge gavel. I think somebody's compensating for his small government.

This is America. I don't want a tomato picked by a Mexican. I want it picked by an American, then sliced by a Guatemalan and served by a Venezuelan in a spa where a Chilean gives me a Brazilian.

Global warming isn't real because I was cold today! Also great news: world hunger is over because I just ate.