The only thing that keeps us going back to one another is that we're all filled with such enormous self-doubt. We have doubts about our ability to be alone, to self-actualize.

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.

Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.

Now you'll have to wait for hours in line for medical care instead of immediately not getting any.

If God wanted us to accept gays, he'd have made us compassionate

I hold a little fundraiser every day. Its called going to work.

I'm proud of my ability to understand what somebody else is trying to do and help them achieve it, because part of the aesthetic of improvisation is service. You never say no. Serve the servant, follow the follower. And that's very valuable in your life, as well as very valuable in your actor's work. I'm damn proud of my ability to help other people achieve their ideas.