Making a better tomorrow, tomorrow.
Don’t get me wrong. Being a mom is no picnic. Raising the kids is the mother’s responsibility. It’s a thankless, solitary job, like sheriff or Pope.
The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun
Baby carrots are making me gay.
You can change the world. Please don't do that, OK? Some of us like the way things are going now.
Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to do on weekdays.