You don't need the right facts if you have the right inflection.

Last night was Super Tuesday - a 10-state GOP Primary orgy. A big, sweaty pile of lever-yankin Republican voters. And like most orgies, it involves a bunch of middle aged guys who are not appealing to women.

There's nothing American tourists like more than the things they can get at home.

We don't have to look for what the next thing will be. If experience is any judge, it'll come flowing toward us like a river.

Nothing is more vintage than dying of Rubella.

Republicans: the party that brought us 'Just Say No.' First as a drug policy, then as their entire platform.

We're not talking about truth, we're talking about something that seems like truth - the truth we want to exist.