I'd forgotten what an honest sandwich it is. For those of you not familiar, 'BLT' stands for 'bacon, lettuce, and tomato.' A lot of people think the 'B' stands for 'bread,' and I can understand someone not wanting a lettuce and tomato sandwich. But, the bread is implied in the word 'sandwich.' Anyway, it's an American original. Everyone should have a BLT as soon as they can.

If poor people want food stamps, they should become massive corporations.

Liberals want to burn the flag, but progressives just want to microwave it?

The goal is to have fun with my friends.And that means sometimes talking about things that you care about.

There is no food closer to my heart than cheese. In fact, according to my doctor, it has nearly filled my aorta.

Thankfully, dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses.

Facebook stock continues to plummet. People started selling once they found out their mom bought it too.