If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke.

Sir, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3 empty. There's still some liquid in that glass is my point, but I wouldn't drink it. The last third is usually backwash. (Said to President Bush at the White House Correspondents Dinner)

(Rush are) like the JD Salinger of Canadian Prog Rock

Charles Darwin got totally hammered, woke up next to a monkey and decided he had to come up with a theory to make it all okay.

But you are also the biggest threat of all ...You are a gay person I like. Your threat is that you make being gay seem non-threatening. It's almost as if your happiness does not take mine away.

And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself.

No matter how you were born, no matter how you identify, I want to be clear that I would be proud to grind you up and eat you.