I'm getting angry at liberals.

The skinnification of America's jeanscape has gone too far.

Republicans: the party that brought us 'Just Say No.' First as a drug policy, then as their entire platform.

If the eyes are the window to the soul, then why does it hurt when I spray them with Windex?

Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. It's certainty.

I'm just very interested in what my guests have to say. You have to be vigilant to stay ignorant.

Don't be bitter. Everybody suffers. If you can accept your suffering then you will understand other people better. Be grateful for pain. Love life.