If poor people want food stamps, they should become massive corporations.

You said in your book that at the end of the day, every politician is human. What about during the day?

It used to be, everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. But that's not the case anymore. Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything.

Donald Trump is a strong president. We got to stand behind this guy is what I think.

The beauty of new media is that no evidence is necessary. The brave blog-troopers have stormed the cockpit of news, and wrestled the joystick of authority away from the seasoned pilots of the press who would land our country at the Facts International Airport.

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a sub-prime fish loan and you're in business, buddy.

If you like Battlestar Galactica...you're probably a huge nerd.