If poor people want food stamps, they should become massive corporations.

I gotta tell you, I do not envy whoever they try to put in David Letterman's chair. Folks those are some huge shoes to fill, and some really big pants.

Opinions are like demo tapes. I don't want to hear yours

NC passed law against global warming science, therefore it's not happening. So I'm ignoring Twitter's 140-character limit, so it's not happ

I don't like books, they're all fact, no heart.

I scream, you scream, we all scream... for the truth.

Think books aren't scary? Well, think about this: You can't spell "Book" without "Boo!