All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.

(on fox news).... it's like watching a Disney movie about the news.

Who's Britannica to tell me that the Panama Canal was built in 1914? If I want to say that it was built in 1941, that's my right as an American.

Atheism, a religion dedicated to its own sense of smug superiority.

The beauty of new media is that no evidence is necessary. The brave blog-troopers have stormed the cockpit of news, and wrestled the joystick of authority away from the seasoned pilots of the press who would land our country at the Facts International Airport.

Thankfully, dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses.

Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway.