Asia: Four little letters, three billion little people.

Facebook stock continues to plummet. People started selling once they found out their mom bought it too.

I've always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can't judge a book by its cover but who wants to have sex with a book?

You CAN make an omelette without breaking eggs. It's just a really bad omelette.

What the right-wing in the United States tries to do is undermine the press.

I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin. If that ever happens, it's only because something happened during the interview that got me going, and then I had to translate my feelings to the mouth of the character.

If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke.