You can change the world. Please don't do that, OK? Some of us like the way things are going now.
There's nothing American tourists like more than the things they can get at home.
As a rule, Germans shouldn't do comedy. Their last box office comedy was Nosferatu.
What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto!
(on fox news).... it's like watching a Disney movie about the news.
Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.