You gotta learn to love when you're failing.... The embracing of that, the discomfort of failing in front of an audience, leads you to penetrate through the fear that blinds you. Fear is the mind killer.

Donald Trump is a strong president. We got to stand behind this guy is what I think.

John Boehner will be the new speaker unless, out of habit, he blocks his own confirmation.

The summer movies are coming out. My advice: just stay home and burn a good book.

There's nothing American tourists like more than the things they can get at home.

I would say laughter is the best medicine. But it's more than that. It's an entire regime of antibiotics and steroids.

In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant. One motto on the show is, 'Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.'