You gotta learn to love when you're failing.... The embracing of that, the discomfort of failing in front of an audience, leads you to penetrate through the fear that blinds you. Fear is the mind killer.

Obama avoided the Vietnam draft with a letter from his family doctor diagnosing him as medically eight.

It's hard to swallow your pride. That's why I slather mine in mayonnaise.

Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow weather map is just another example of the homometerological agenda.

I believe in pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps. I believe it is possible — I saw this guy do it once in Cirque du Soleil. It was magical.

If you like Battlestar Galactica...you're probably a huge nerd.

If you're doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide from the giant surveillance apparatus the government's been hiding.