Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche.
You can change the world. Please don't do that, OK? Some of us like the way things are going now.
If Germans are happy it means everyone else is miserable.
If you like Battlestar Galactica...you're probably a huge nerd.
First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society of my high school and we waved at each other over the bong. Then I got to know people by making jokes.
Truthiness is "What I say is right, and [nothing] anyone else says could possibly be true." It's not only that I feel it to be true, but that I feel it to be true. There's not only an emotional quality, but there's a selfish quality.