There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.

Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway.

And when those bombs went off, there were runners who, after finishing a marathon, kept running for another two miles to the hospital to donate blood. So, here's what I know - these maniacs may have tried to make life bad for the people of Boston, but all they can ever do, is show just how good those people are.

If you use big words, no one will know you aren't doing jack squat.

Foreign newspapers: if they've got nothing to hide, how come they don't print them in English?

Anyone can read the news to you. I promise to feel the news at you.

I imagined myself living in New York in some sort of open, large but sparse studio apartment with a lot of blond wood and a futon on the floor and a bubbling samovar of tea in the background and a big beard - living alone but with my beard - and doing theater. That's what I thought my life would be.