I teach Sunday school, motherf*****.

If you're a perfectionist and you know you're about to do something at which you cannot be perfect, then that is daunting because you know what your heart is like and the way you approach your work.

If we raise taxes on corporations, what incentive will they have to make money other than the fact that it's the sole reason they exist.

Donald Trump is a strong president. We got to stand behind this guy is what I think.

It's a game. That's why we call it 'the news.' It's just a game.

You CAN make an omelette without breaking eggs. It's just a really bad omelette.

Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.