Cynicism is an enormous problem. I'm actually a hopeful person. But the way to stay hopeful is to acknowledge and to not accept what is absolutely amoral, mentally ill behavior as normal.

In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant. One motto on the show is, 'Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.'

I hold a little fundraiser every day. Its called going to work.

If you're doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide from the giant surveillance apparatus the government's been hiding.

I don't accept the status quo. I do accept Visa, MasterCard, or American Express.

They said you can't go to the moon. They said you can't put cheese inside a pizza crust, but NASA did it. They had to, because the cheese kept floating off in space.

Don't cry over spilled milk-- get angry and punch a cow.