If you're a perfectionist and you know you're about to do something at which you cannot be perfect, then that is daunting because you know what your heart is like and the way you approach your work.
Stephen ColbertClass is a way of looking at society that divides people into different categories based on how much money they're willing to make.
Stephen ColbertThey say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.
Stephen ColbertForeign newspapers: if they've got nothing to hide, how come they don't print them in English?
Stephen Colbert