Cynicism is an enormous problem. I'm actually a hopeful person. But the way to stay hopeful is to acknowledge and to not accept what is absolutely amoral, mentally ill behavior as normal.

Sorry, but retirement offends me. You don’t just stop fighting in the middle of a war because your legs hurt. So why do you get to stop working in the middle of your life just because your prostate hurts? That’s desertion.

Republicans will need to work hard to capture the Latino vote instead of their current strategy of capturing Latinos.

This is America. We must defend the principles symbolized by Lady Liberty - unless she's on the pill, in which case, she is a giant green tramp.

And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself.

Why would we go to war on women? They don't have any oil.

I love the earth. If you ask me it's the greatest planet in the world.